Blueprint Gaming · 2018 · random modifiers / bonus features
Ted on a phone
Sideways or nothing. 3.6 s to playable, and the rotate prompt shows up before anything else does.
The phone check
Sideways only, and even then the controls sit close together. The stepper is a millimetre from the button that spends money. The demo pulls about 14 MB before the first tap registers, which on a poor bar is where the 3.6 s goes. Getting money back out is a separate count and we keep it at cashout.
One build, one return figure
One build, 95.81%, no variants. Worth appreciating: 123 of the 306 titles on this board carry two or three return configurations and look identical in all of them, so this is one of the few pages where the number is simply the number.
Where it sits on the board
On the phone score it lands 272 of 306. Orientation carries the most weight, the wait carries the next, the buttons carry the rest. It runs 1.5 s over the 2.1 s board median, which you notice on a weak bar.
For context, 4 of the 9 Blueprint Gaming games on this board hold portrait and the studio median is 2.9 s.
What the game is
5x3, 20 lines, random modifiers / bonus features, Blueprint Gaming, 2018. Branded slot starring the foul-mouthed bear, whose couch-side antics trigger a stack of random features and five bonus rounds.
Medium volatility. A short session tells you nothing, which is arithmetic rather than a criticism. Twenty dollars buys around 100 spins at the C$0.20 floor. Ceiling is 500x and it is not going to happen to you.
The rest of it
| Studio | Blueprint Gaming |
|---|---|
| Released | 2018 |
| Board | 5x3, 20 lines |
| Mechanic | random modifiers / bonus features |
| Volatility | Medium |
| Top licensed return | 95.81% |
| House edge on that build | 4.19% |
| Max win | 500x |
| Minimum stake | C$0.20 |
| Spins on twenty dollars | about 100 |
| Free demo | yes, no account needed |
| Tags | branded, comedy, bonus-game |
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